Due to excellent parenting, (And good genetics) this child has ascended to 5th dimensional probability states that most will never see. I suspect this kid will be an Astronaut, Stop the Singularity or develop Zero Point Energy. His chick will look like Stacy Dash and he will not have a car, but a transporter that looks like a SLS AMG. One to beam up.

Moreover, notice how he is using the Vulcan salute once in grime mode. I really could start a philosophical movement from this one video; fortunately, I am too lazy and it seems like too much responsibility.

f-a. b-o. l-o-u-s.

Please view the post below before watching this clip.

For those who don’t know what a whooty is, don’t bother taking the 15 – 45 seconds it takes to look it up. I suppose I was trying to see the good in this video.

I’m only human.

BTW virtual kids to play with? Aren’t there a bunch of REAL HUMAN KIDS in foster homes that need someone to play with them?

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