Due to excellent parenting, (And good genetics) this child has ascended to 5th dimensional probability states that most will never see. I suspect this kid will be an Astronaut, Stop the Singularity or develop Zero Point Energy. His chick will look like Stacy Dash and he will not have a car, but a transporter that looks like a SLS AMG. One to beam up.

Moreover, notice how he is using the Vulcan salute once in grime mode. I really could start a philosophical movement from this one video; fortunately, I am too lazy and it seems like too much responsibility.

I was trying to think of a catchy headline. Obviously I didn’t come up with one.